I should have killed myself when I watched this movie

Via Oliviamunn.com -

“A 24-year-old Oregon man was at a cinema watching Watchmen, sitting in the back of the theater, when he took out a gun and committed suicide.

“About halfway through the movie, people in the theater reported hearing a popping sound. He was found dead by the time rescue workers arrived.

“The closest person sitting near him was 2 rows away.

“Oh- and only 10 people were in the theater watching the Watchmen- man, that movie really fell off, huh?

“Oh, yeah, too bad for the guy who killed himself. That sucks.”

Thats just bad form. At least shoot the nearest ethnic first.

04/10/09 at 2:24pm