Count Dracula Had a blog about this some time ago but i was unable to find it to reblog, therefore i bring you more Office quotes.
Jim Halpert: Yeah, I’m definitely going to go alone.
Michael Scott: No, no, I need two men on this— That’s what she said— No time!— But she did— No time!
Andy: Oompa loompa, doompadee dossum, Dwight is now gone, which is totally awesome. Why was he gone, he was such a nice guy. No, he was not, he was a total douche. Doompadee doom.
Dwight Schrute: I don’t care what Jim says. That, is not the real Ben Franklin. I am 99% sure.
Angela: You know this is a luncheon shower. Girls only.
Michael Scott: No problem. The guys are having a little shindig of their own in the warehouse. From 2:30 to 3:15. That is the only time that Bob was available. Sort of a guys’ night out. A ‘G-N-O’ if you will. A ‘gno.’ Actually it’s more of a guys’ afternoon in. A G-A-I. A gay. Not— not… it’s uh, not gay. It’s, uh, just uh, it’s a bridal shower for guys. A guy shower. An hour long shower with guys.
Jim Halpert: One day Michael came in, complaining about a speed bump, on the highway… I wonder who he ran over then.
Michael Scott: Quit Pam-M-S-ing!
Andy: Best ad ever, ‘gimme a break, gimme a break, break me off a piece of that—’ I am totally blanking. What is the thing?
Jim Halpert: Nobody tell him!
Andy: Wh- no, why?
Jim Halpert: You got it. You’re so close.
